Waiting for you to stop calling so I can text you wdyw

Pretending my Auto Pay is restoring my phones HP each month
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

… and on the third day, the Unlimited plan was born shifting the seas and the cosmos for all eternity.

Me trying to figure out if it's 6pm or 6am after a nap. #daylightsavings

Our favorite part of spooky szn? Getting asked 'what's your favorite scary movie' over the phone​.

Me: 'IJBOL'
Also me: a skeleton

Them: You never responded to my text. What’s on your mind?

My mind: 🏀

Friendship level: comfortably-FaceTimes-for-hours-with-barely-any-speaking unlocked​.

Chargers act like they need a personal escort into the outlet.

I was so brave today (I set up auto pay).

🧠: time to go to sleep

❤️: stream another episode

Good morning to this lil fella and this lil fella only

If you forget to text people back, you're not alone.

Name a more historic battle.

If the Roman Empire invented the selfie...

There aren't enough pockets in the world to hold my unlimited talk & text.

Going to a concert with my +1

My +1: 📱

When they don’t want a committed relationship but will literally text their fantasy football group chat every day.

The group chat today 🔥🏀🎮 #2KDay