Great that the always original Meghan Markle has come up with idea of - wait for it - 'cooking' and 'gardening' to showcase her lack of talent. As the owner of six polo ponies I'm also looking forward to TV Haz teaching me what to do with them.

deadline.com/2024/04/meghan…

Time for some 🍿 (Or psychedelic mushrooms if you're a ginger plank living in Montecito)

Markle's despairing PR people so devoid of ideas that they send her to a kids' hospital so she can be filmed for a few minutes pretending to 'be kind' to strangers. Beyond pathetic. No question of spending a bit of time with dad Thomas Markle - someone she actually knows.

This is an absolute scandal: a notorious celebrity dimwit gives up on the UK, moves 5000 miles away, slags off everyone he left behind, and then claims half-a-million pounds and counting from British taxpayers for vanity litigation. How is this allowed?

telegraph.co.uk/royal-family/2…

No need for Haznobrains to sweat over this - am hearing he has receipts proving he was at Pizza Express in Woking every single night Diddy had a party.

nypost.com/2024/03/26/ent…

Horrific to see creatures like Omid Scobie now posting health reports about Catherine, Princess of Wales. Omid Scobie's despicable attempt to portray Catherine as a racist would have caused unimaginable stress. He should apologise to the world, and so should his puppet masters.

Charles Spencer (Earl Spencer - brother of Diana, Princess of Wales) is all over the media selling a book called 'A Very Private School' - all about him being abused as a child. Fine, but one big question: why did he send his own kids to private school?

ft.com/content/4609c6…

Meghan Markle: 'You don't have to play dress up to be a feminist. You are a feminist exactly the way you are.'

Also:

'She will be making and selling jams and marmalade'

😂😂😂

Hmmm... Ginger's dome is looking remarkably Harriman, and Markle's gruesome feet have gone Misan. Misan Harriman

Meghan Markle, who very publicly bullied numerous women, including Royal Family members who couldn't answer back, and who was accused of bullying female staff in a report that has been censored, now word salads about online bullying. The hypocrisy is off the scale.

Award-winning grifter Meghan Markle, the word's worst podcaster, is back word salading today. Has she Googled some new material to keep her dumb fans happy? Nope...

'Would you be so kind to help and I would be delighted to invite you and Mrs Turk to dinner at Royal Lodge.”...Oh, Fergie. 😂

thetimes.co.uk/article/prince…