On music’s ChatGPT moment that appears to have gone largely unremarked.

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Music has just changed forever and we should be freaking out more about it

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Having a great first day as Kensington Palace press officer. Slightly regretting lying on my CV and listing “Photoshop proficiency” as one of my skills, but I think I got away with it.

Anyway, now to take a big gulp of water and log on to Twitter to see the latest news.

Rod Stewart’s Wikipedia page has an extremely detailed paragraph describing his model railway layout, with quite a twist at the end.

Basically Democrats can now have several months of 'But her emails' about Biden's fitness for office, suppressing approval ratings and ruining the messaging...

...Or they could swap Biden out for, say, some other moderate Democrat, who is a veteran with progressive cred.

AKA what Newsnight and the BBC can learn from Hbomberguy.

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Gone DeSantis.

Twitter imminently: I may never have mentioned the conflict in Yemen before now, but here's my extremely strongly held opinions about it. (1/324)

Does the Democrats moving the first 2028 primary to South Carolina mean the first Republican primary will be there too? Or will it still be in Iowa?

2023 was an even deadlier year for celebrities than 2016 – and this graph proves it

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2023 was an even deadlier year for celebrities than 2016 – and this graph proves it

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constitution.congress.gov appears to have gone down because so many people are looking up to see what Section 3 of the 14th Amendment says.

He won’t even be able to afford to stay at the Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

Looking forward to The Killer 2, where Michael Fassbender, sat in an abandoned FTX office, uses a Vision Pro to ask Grok to buy some weapons on Temu.

Having a great first day as Evgeny Prigozhin’s Head of Security. I’ve just got out of a long meeting about balcony safety, so now to take a large gulp of water and log on to Twitter to check the latest news.

The “X”/Twitter iPad app has been broken for several weeks now - since the “X” rebrand. And no one appears to have noticed? I think it is because of a feature added to the iPhone app (with which it shares a codebase).

Having a great first day as Donald Trump’s new head of communications. Got my lanyard and my emails setup. Now to take a big gulp of Diet Coke and log on to Twitter to see the latest news.

It is 8th June. Trump is getting indicted.

It is 27th July. Trump is getting indicted.

It is 1st August. Trump is getting indicted.

3% of Britons have “never heard” of the United States.

A public figure with a flawless track record of endorsing credible tech products.