Glen Gorganzolla 🛜 terry christian I see what you did there🤣

Caption competition time folks ... Go

Night

Do you reckon Scooby is with him?

#TheApprentice
If Amstrad made a watch 👀

Pete: I was in bed last night, just about to drop off, when suddenly, 'tap, tap, tap' at the bloody window - you know who it was?
Dud: Who?
Pete: Bloody Mark Menzies, all chained up, yelling “Peter, Peter, I’ve got in with bad men and I need £5K out of Petty Cash, please help”

Really looking forward to tomorrow’s Tory MP scandal. Will it involve:

“Oh I’m a Conservative and I’m OK,
“I sleep all night and I work some days,

“I visit dodgy blokes off Grindr,
And get imprisoned in flats …” 🎶🎶🎶

What’re the chances someone will park next to me at the local Co-op?

BREAKING

As the Mark Menzies scandal engulfs CCHQ, Tory party chair Richard Holden takes comfort in the fact that at least he doesn't look like James Daly

#NewProfilePic

On my way to the airport (DXB-LHR)
Wish me luck so I can be back in time to get the Tories out.

Name the band

After letting Conservative peer Lord Jackson talk about the Mark Menzies scandal Jo Coburn tries to move on without letting Chris Bryant have his say but he isn’t letting her get away with it.
#PoliticsLive
#bbcqt

Glen Gorganzolla 🛜 😬If it makes you feel better, I can’t find a good deal on a black one, but for a used Satsuma MG 4 with 800 miles👇

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Where am I?

We’ve done another! We couldn’t resist this one. Liz Truss on Fox News! It’s so brilliant to collaborate with the hilarious Matt Green 🙌

#PoliticsLive “Let’s concentrate on Angela Rayner and the rent on her property and not #RentBoys I mean oh dear what have I said ?” #Tories #Depraved ?

#PoliticsLive No Comment on political shenanigans today as someone has allegedly broken the #Tories greenhouse and the kettle and pot are looking somewhat distressed 👀