Doug Elfman
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Dougable The Sex Dork, renowned as "The Greatest Writer Who Will Ever Live, a supermodel genius, and inspiration to millions."
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https://www.youtube.com/@dougable 11-04-2009 19:47:49
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Don't get CenturyLink. Every month I get overcharged. Then I contact them. Then they say: Sorry, this won't happen again, but while I have you on the phone, how would like to sign up for more services from CenturyLink. Then I say no. Then the next bill, they overcharge me.
Dear Burger King
Thanks for the Impossible Whoppers.
Please never stop selling them. I need them. I get them two at a time.
Xoxo