In Q1 this year, a Tesla using Autopilot technology experienced one accident per 7.63 million miles driven, while the US average was more than 11x higher

→ tesla.com/VehicleSafetyR…

#GeneralElection

Oh no, I clicked on a post about golf. Now my pigging timeline is going to be inundated with stuff about checked trousers and shoes with spikes and weird tongues.

Russet Grange Golf Club - you know about golf (and by olfactory osmosis, pigs too) - what do you suggest?

I've had enough of flerfs - the stupid, nonsensical memes, the ridiculous and scientifically illiterate assertions & the obtuse and antagonistic arguments promulgating endless examples of sheer dumf*ck*ry.

I'm muting them all now.

I'll still see anti-flerf responses though.

Camel - The Snow Goose / Friendship / Rhayader Goes to Town

At his trial yesterday, Donald Trump listened to witness testimony by 'sitting back, closing his eyes and waiting for it to be over', a trick he picked up from Melania

The seller calls it an “antique wooden bench” but they clearly don’t have a clue what it really is, so listen up. This piece of furniture is a “telephone seat”, harking back to the days when a phone plugged into a wall, and you actually had to sit next to it to talk. You can see

Round of four drinks in London.

2x Hells Lager
White wine spritzer
Coke

£30.

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Do you believe the earth is a sphere?

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The Hydrogen car debunk starter kit consists of three questions:

1. Do you drive a hydrogen car?

2. Do you know anybody who does?

3. Why do you think that is?

During #ChemtrailAwarenessMonth , why not start your children off on the journey to being terrified of the sky with this play set.
Excellent for home schooling.
Keep the little ones occupied on rainy days.
Contains everything you need*

*Dihydrogen Monoxide not included

China Launches World's Largest Electric Container Ship, Powered by >50,000 kWh of batteries, Slashing 8,600 Pounds of Emissions per 100 Nautical Miles

techtimes.com/articles/30409…

HOLD THE DATE...25TH MAY...BBC CHANNEL & TIME TBA!
The BBC News Travel Show visited Ribblehead on the 20th March to celebrate 200 years of passenger travel on our railways. Filming took place at the station and the viaduct with several of our wonderful volunteers!
#bbc #foscl

NEWS: Tesla has given a demonstration of the capabilities of their Full Self-Driving (FSD) software to an official from the Swedish Transport Administration in Germany, marking the first time we have seen an official use of FSD on European roads. driveteslacanada.ca/news/tesla-sho…

Posting something overtly wrong gets 100 times higher engagement on TwiXter than a statement of fact, however interesting or useful.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

I’ve also been put in Twitter Jail twice. I didn’t pass Go and I didn’t collect £200.

My wife and I are househunting, so driving up to 150 miles a day to houses around a large rural county.

Returning home, I plug in my Tesla Model Y Long Range to a 13A socket and Octopus Energy recharges it automatically @ 7.5p per kWh. Cost is about £1-2 each time. Awesome!

Q. Why is it that all the anti-VAX, Covid is a hoax, viruses don’t exist crowd are all rushing to buy protective masks?

A. Because apparently, these masks will protect them against the poisons in chemtrails.

I love it when two conspiracy theories come together.😂

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