the jump from 2019 to 2024 has been so violent

The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute 😭

I pretend not to see people's embarrassing moments

once you book a trip it’s hard to focus on life 😭

i thought this was Dubai

what’s something that annoy you in public restaurants?

your 20s are basically realising the things older people have been telling you for years

did you have a dinner date at the museum

one of the worst parts of adulting is really having to eat and find something to eat every single day

the gym at 5pm look like the club

you want me to drink water? the thing that killed the titanic

one you'll see later, the other after while

help

People who can sleep in five minutes what’s the bloody secret?????

which tv show that was excellent at first but became unwatchable for you later on? 🤔

'are you sure you don’t mind if we cancel?'

me:

RODRYGO WOW

CAMAVINGA TAKE A BOW

not finding parking is enough reason for me to leave

Real Madrid 3-1 come back to this tweet