Prayers appreciated, one of the kittens got out. 💔 #TheShyViolet is still outside looking for her. The kitten showed back up once, but the sound of our neighbor's AC unit cycling startled her, & she ran off again. 💔

c*sgender grimace there's no rule that said a toad can't play futbol

let him play

April 29th

Today's dinner at home

I try to make hotpot 👨🏼‍🍳
So full🤣🤣🤣

plurals, it's fking wild that an essay about loving each other in a system is gonna be on bookshelves of Target and Walmart and indie bookstore displays and random airports and all over the place tomorrow. can't wait to see who we hear from bc of this. hahahaha

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David AttenBruh Prions can even make forbidden zones in nature.

A killed deer with prions can lay in an area, infecting the surrounding grass and dirt with prions. Clean drinking areas can be contaminated, and it'll take a while for symptoms to properly show.

Prions are scary.

Anyway just to reiterate stop being grimy gobbos: Cook your food, wash your hands, don't feed deer, and don't drink animal blood you fuckin barbarians

Based on that they challenge the very notion of 'what is a living thing' because the whole basis of our definition of “life” is that the shit can reproduce itself and these seemingly nonliving things are able to do that.

I'm gonna circle block real quick because I still don't think y'all are getting how fucked up prions are.

Prions are a protein, not a living thing (technically ig) that FORCIBLY SELF-REPRODUCE. They literally turn the protiens of your body into prions ON CONTACT.

CLOCK THAT

This is why the use of fire and handwashing are considered a revolutionary cultural phenomena for humankind: washing hands and cooking food kills pathogens that will end (y)our ass'.

In short: Stop putting random shit in your mouths, you baby-brained monkey motherfuckers.

While that isn’t transmissible to humans as of yet let’s not play the odds by by putting cervid (deer) bodily fluids in your mouth. Thats not just blood, but also saliva. Hand feeding deer and eating raw deer tissue puts your ass at risk of all sorts of diseases.

Chronic Wasting Disease is a common brain-melting prion disease found in North American White Tail Deer.

You wanna know the kicker? We don't hardly know anything about prions AND we can't cure prion disease. Your brain will just slowly deteriorate until its only good for washing dishes.

I'll put it as simply as possible: Prions are a pathogenic protein that has the ability to, on contact, fold proteins in your body. When they enter the brain they fold up proteins leaving spongy structures that used to be filled with functional tissue.

Excited to announce I’ve been paid $5,000,000 for my new comedy special, “They Won’t Let You Do Comedy Anymore” for a big streamer. It’s shot at an opera house that sits 5,000 cheering fans. My opening bit will be about me being silenced. The rest will be how much I hate my wife

I don't think y'all have a healthy enough fear of prions so let me help you w that

Earlier today, I read that we need to swap the titles 'garbage man' and 'pickup artist' to properly reflect those activities and I've gotta be honest, it's been a long time since I've read something that rang so true to me.

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1. In a landmark ruling, the United States 4th Circuit Court of Appeals rules 'gender identity is a protected characteristic,' and that state coverage bans on trans care are unconstitutional.

This will have far-reaching impacts.

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