jennifer aniston shot me with a gun in a tulsa gas station bathroom in 2015

L + Ratio + you missed + why you hopping on Bart he’s a child

Uncle Crontus diddled me probably idk with that name it seems pretty likely

If this is even a loose adaptation of the John Gardner book I would be so happy, that was the first “serious” book I read as a teenager

Ain't Them Boners Taints

Where are all the freaky 28-32 year old women with generous bosoms at

Changing my name to Jack Meoff

how this make you feel white boy

And I heard there was a secret chord
That Drake had played on Epstein's board

But you don't care for pedophilia, do ya?

And it goes like this, 4th grade, the 6th
The minor's prom, with the teens transfixed
The rapper king makin ya pray for hallelujah

IM 👏 SCARED 👏 OF 👏 WOMEN 👏

Making a roux out of her squirt, call that a mother sauce

Where my disgusting little freak gang at, sound off in the replies

all I want for Christmas is for a busty woman to cave in my skull with a shovel

some people in life won’t like you no matter what you do, especially your wife and your children