What the hell is this madness? Not only are we creating an ‘us’ vs ‘them’ culture between vaccinated and unvaccinated people, but how are they differentiating between the two? The ‘honor system’? How is anyone supposed to know who is, or isn’t #vaccinated apple.news/AwLWp4v0mS8i6V…

What the hell is this madness? Not only are we creating an ‘us’ vs ‘them’ culture between vaccinated and unvaccinated people, but how are they differentiating between the two? The ‘honor system’? How is anyone supposed to know who is, or isn’t #vaccinated apple.news/AwLWp4v0mS8i6V…

My uncle just passed away. My mother’s younger, and last living, brother. Man, time is a cruel master and it hurts like hell when it runs out on you. If there’s someone you’ve been meaning to call or have a relationship with, just do it now.. ❤️

I don’t need your permission to do anything, jerk

Nowadays, “Can I help you” is a literal question and the answer is probably, ‘No’ ..

Can you imagine still giving AF what this utter clown has to say? 😂😂😂

If we stop wearing masks, how long will it take for all the cowards to die?

Dear Mom. Thanks for being so much more than a tube.. love you ❤️

What is this BS with Google? If I do a search and there are 1,000,000+ results, why can I only look at a few pages of them? Why can’t I view all the results to my heart’s content? 🤨

Wife wakes up and comes down the stairs. I walk quickly to embrace her and say: “Happy cervix-operating birther day.”

Her: “I don’t want to hear ‘cervix’ in the morning. Use normal words.”

😂😂😂

In 4 months, one vaccine has killed more people than ALL the other vaccines combined over 15 years!

So are you just wanting to be one of the statistics or what?

Everyone realizes that companies like Monsanto are able to modify seeds so that they can grow but can’t reproduce, right? Imagine being able to have a baby that can’t have a baby.. maybe even a generation or two later...

If #AshleyMorrill from Maine Cabin Masters and Jim Breuer hung out together, everyone would think they were completely wasted all the time. Conversely, they COULD hang out together and be completely wasted all the time..

Whenever I finish leading the police on a 20 min chase, I just flash my Panera Bread card which prompts them to apologize and give me a police escort to wherever I’m going..

#WhitePrivilege

Shocking.. apple.news/Aqa0K_dgfTvaUK…

Love this. Thank you.

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Every retweet is 1 glass of Liberal tears