Scratch-and-sniff baguette stamps? Issued on the feast day of the patron saint of bakers? France is operating on another level

I haven’t slept for 24+ hours and I would just really love to sleep now

It’s baffling that this column is by the same woman who was scammed out of $50,000. I don’t want to, e.g., take away her living, but I’m not sure we should be taking her financial advice anymore

boil em mash em stick em in a stew

The thing about living in a neighbourhood that’s fancy-university-adjacent is that the little free library pickings are extremely good. They either come from profs culling their book collections or students getting rid of assigned readings, but either way I’m not complaining

I had a dream last night that someone offered to make me a beef latke and ever since I’ve been trying to figured out if it’s a potato latke topped with beef or a latke made with beef (like, a burger patty??)

Secret third thing: a potato latke fried in beef fat?

Me: you need new shorts for the summer

13yo: no I don’t, all of mine fit fine

Me: they fit at the waist but not in length

13yo: mother, they’re called shorts! They’re supposed to be short!!

I have never been called mother before lmao

Another delightful medieval Irish saint!

Looking forward to some weirdo’s 63 tweet thread about whether or not mermaids have eternal souls.