Guy: This is so close man!

Alligator: But not close enough. Let's fix that.

That’s not just someone, that’s a queen! 👑🌲

I know Pattie Gonia when I see her and y’all just aren’t put on to their genius yet.

Wonderful artist and really impressive work in climate, LGBTQ+ advocacy, and racial justice.

WAKE UP IN THE MORNING LIKE FUCK P DIDDY

i regret showing people the dune bucket video

this is how I feel when I click on a story someone posted 20 seconds ago

Me after saying “what” for the 3rd time & still not hearing what they said

Gypsy Rose Blanchard has been released from prison.

hello?!?!?!

Me trying to catch up and respond to every tiktok my friend sends me

if anyone has dogs please do not take them anywhere they could be in contact with other dogs. That includes dog parks, grooming, boarding facilities,and pet stores. There is an unknown respiratory virus going around. It is highly contagious and seems to not respond to treatment

y'all ever be laying in bed and just start doing this

me forgetting that i exist while i’m driving

sometimes this isn’t enough i need it lower

This owner was a bitch but I was afraid to talk back cause mister crusty eye would eat me with his underbite