It’s been maybe 6 years since I’ve used my brain to solve a math problem

I ran my airpods through the wash and now they keep squeaking at me pitifully like I'M SORRY GUYSSS

Me interacting w complete strangers outside my home: 🤣😊😉😀☺️
My with my roommates: 😠😶😡😖😾

Thinking of her (my high school English teacher)

Always a loud man in Hungarian Pastry Shop talking about modernism and his PhD applications....

EB Garamond will make anything you say look wise. I believe this wholeheartedly

Does anyone wanna make a Harlem Shake video with me?

Oh?????

Me applying to English PhD programs: I believe in the power of LANGUAGE to unite disparate populations, to tell untold histories
Me IRL:

How I feel when I predict my period even though it comes on the same day every month

I’m having a really nice day because I went to get an iced latte and it’s amazing. but then of course there are also the horrors

How do people get started in ghostwriting. Asking for myself

Listening to a song and struck with the most powerful urge to listen to it in the car driving in a Montana summer….

Y’all are talking about Chat GPT as though clever bot hasn’t been around for decades. I don’t get it

These Spotify algorithms are going a lil too hard…. 🤔🤔🤔

I would get Super Duolingo but it would mean that I won’t see this ad anymore 🤤🤤🤤 and idk if I can make that sacrifice

Role playing New Girl (staying in a hostel room with 5 men)

Drinking a coke in Europe and drinking a coke in America feel like two totally different experiences