My truck payment identifies as a student loan! Can I get some relief???

The left crying that banning abortion just means people will go to the back alleys and get it done, and then thinking banning guns will stop criminals from getting guns. 😂

Guy has it all figured out! 😂

Hey Walmart… Don’t get pissed at me if I forget to scan something. You literally gave me zero training before making me a cashier!

-22.67%
The amount my 401K has lost since Brandon has been in office!

When does his “Build Back Better” plan kick in?

We better launder another $119M and create a vaccine for this!

When the hell are people going the wake up?? When will they realize what current government is doing to them? When do they say enough is enough?? Can we at least get a little lube???

It’s potato salad season… Be careful out there!

Call me old fashioned, but… I like my woman to not have previously had a penis and have less arm pit hair than me. 🤷🏼‍♂️

$40 Billion to Ukraine. Money Laundering 101. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Live everyday like it’s your last day… But, pay your bills and wear a condom just in case it isn’t!

Nose beers in court, anyone?

It’s comical that the same people forcing people to get jabbed with a needle are the ones talking about body autonomy!

If two vegan rappers get into an argument, is it still called a “beef?”