Bestie how are you paying for this

well the most absurd thing happened today

a monkey grabbed my antidepressants from my bag, climbed up a tree, ate two and threw it back down on the ground

Bad bunny really said todos quieren ser latinos pero le falta sazón and then proceeds to get with a white woman with the least sazón in her family and that exploited Mexicans by releasing her own white washed tequila 😓

the turbotax ad campaign where they're like 'think of all the stuff you could be doing instead of your taxes' just reminds me they lobbied to make sure the government couldn't just do our taxes for us

Shakira physically moving the house from her ex’s land is a level of petty I can only aspire to

Sometimes I think about the people I used to hang out with on purpose lol

🌷 tulip stained glass

“Don’t ask friends for help moving as an adult” “don’t ask friends to do a potluck as an adult” you can literally ask me to hold your hand at the dentist and I will do it

i love when vets knock before they come into the room. like yes my dog is naked but she also arrived that way

i love it when my pets sigh like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader

missionaries are colonizers there’s no way around it

I don’t want to be bad vibes no one is clearing this one right here

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

Andrew Tate and his brother have been arrested in Romania in human trafficking investigation.

BREAKING: 5'2 CANADIAN RAPPER TORY LANEZ HAS BEEN CONVICTED ON ALL CHARGES FOR SHOOTING MEGAN THEE STALLION

latimes.com/california/sto…

thinking about this….

Grimes owns Twitter now.

the bratz switch game comes out in THREE days this is going to heal something inside of me

SHEIN 😭 y’all couldn’t find y’all a plus size model??????? Wtf is THIS? 😭😭😭

lana del rey saying ‘yh my boyfriends pretty cool but he’s not as cool as me’ was 5th wave feminism