The time after the Superbowl but before the draft is far and away the most boring and tedious time for NFL media. Just endless speculation about college players I've never heard of and fake drafts.

Incels think you have to be the hottest guy in the world to fuck but that's not true. If you're top 10 even just nationally you'll do just fine.

RIP to OJ Simpson who once ran for 2000 yards in just 14 games which is the main thing people know about him.

Netflix used to be the only non-YouTube streaming service that worked reliably and wasn't a huge pain to use. But it seems like those days are gone. These days the app is a buggy mess.

Imagine if humans had natural predators. What if you and the guys were gonna go out but one of your boys didn't show up because he got eaten on the way.

My wife yelled at me for not voting in the school board election this week but I told her school board elections aren't for us. They're for old people whose kids don't talk to them anymore because they spend all their time mainlining Fox News.

Lotta people kicking dirt on the Bills but idk, they have the hardest position in football to find. They were getting old on defense anyway. The Chiefs just won the SB largely based around guys they drafted in the last 3 years. Draft well and they'll be contenders again soon.

What is the fucking point of this check mark if they're just going to keep changing what it means

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Poker is a fun game to play with friends but it would be better if there was a battle pass you could purchase with unlockable cosmetics

Look at this final fantasy ass motherfucker

Holy fuck the new Netflix Three Body Problem series was created by the GoT showrunners??? How do they keep getting away with this?

Reading Hyperion and literally rolling my eyes at 100 page long chapters. Just don't even have chapters if they're that long. 20 pages max.

All human cultures across history have had their own version of Tiktok. It is a universal human experience.

It’s honestly a wild ass coincidence that music started getting worse around the time I graduated college

I only made a Twitter account so I could follow brands

They should introduce the transfer portal to the NFL.

My wife and I used to refer to our daughter as the chucklefuck, then it became just chuckles. Now we refer to her as The Chuckling One like she's some kind of Old God.

The 2025 SB halftime show will just be GRRM reading an hour of Winds of Winter at midfield.

I'm no professional NFL pundit but my sense is having teams helmed by two of the greatest QBs to ever play the game helps a lot.