Steve would never have been gay had Steve still been around. tinyurl.com/mtxyszo

The upcoming Presidential election makes me feel like a Vegetarian who has to chose between Chicken breast & Pork chops ;-)

In the last year I was at Apple, they earned more ($25.9 billion) than they did in my previous 11 years there.

I have this feeling that Preparation G was amazing, but it's buried in someone's attic and we'll never know.

Ron Paul is the only one I'd want to sit next to on a long airplane flight.

Ron Paul is the only GOP candidate who speaks directly and clearly without a lot of hot air and lip flap. bit.ly/v9uTgv

My dream is to someday live in a place that has seasons (and thunderstorms!) flpbd.it/F8L8

Now I'm somewhat indirectly paid to tweet. I wonder if that will affect my prolificacy or my use of big words like prolificacy.

Major cricket scandal! Dozens of players banned for life!

I am not a strange game whose rules I don't understand! :)

I want to work at Google, but on Apple products

I bought half a house!

Spending 3 days in Te Anau, New Zealand pining for the fiords (yes, I spelled that right)

I thought they only gave prizes for war!

the adults are clumsy and very edible

you had me at hot plugging

Following Michael Palin into the mighty Himalayas

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