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Carlos Alazraqui

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rewatched the Ravens/⁦⁦ ⁦San Francisco 49ers⁩ game last night. Ravens were ONLY more dominant in turnovers and slight time of possn Our defense played against short fields and better quarterback play. BEST defense we have played was the ⁦Cleveland Browns⁩ @step49k ⁦Tom McClain

rewatched the Ravens/⁦⁦ ⁦@49ers⁩ game last night. Ravens were ONLY more dominant in turnovers and slight time of possn Our defense played against short fields and better quarterback play. BEST defense we have played was the ⁦@Browns⁩ @step49k ⁦@xlcomic⁩
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Hey Joe Rogan, you gonna apologize for this? And btw, when you lied and accused Biden of saying this you said it was evidence that Biden is losing his mind, but when you were fact checked & told that Trump actually said it, you said Trump just “fucked up.” Why the hypocrisy Joe?

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OR: Dave Roberts hosting Monopoly Tournament where he starts the game with hotels on Pennsylvania Ave, North Carolina, Pacific, Park Place, Boardwalk AND owns all the railroads! Adam Copeland

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OR: Breaking: Dodgers sign The Entire Yankees Roster and replace Dave Roberts with a one year old puppy named, “Lucky “ cause really, how hard could it be?” Adam Copeland Colin Cowherd Biden/Harris 2024

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Block the Vote: How Politicians are Trying to Block Voters from the Ballot Box | ACLU- i find it very TELLING ⁦⁦Jimmy Dore⁩ complains about the “loss of Democracy with but NOTHING about this Stephanie Miller⁩ ⁦ aclu.org/news/civil-lib…

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I agree with Ted Lieu . The decision in was not political. The decision NOT to impeach and convict AFTER Ukraine Shakedown AND January 6 CLEARLY was. GOP does not have policy. They have a cult leader they NEED to win. THAT is political Steve Schmidt Stephanie Miller

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Donald Trump launched his political career by asserting (falsely, obviously) that Barack Obama should be disqualified from appearing on the 2012 presidential ballot because Obama was not a 'natural-born' citizen of the United States.

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This is the stuff that Third Party Candidates PRETEND they wouldn’t have to deal with if a miracle happened and they actually WON an election Bob Cesca Stephanie Miller

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what I am getting from Republicans and Far Lefty’s is that CO ballot ban is attack on Democracy but asking for 12k votes in GA ,hiring fake electors, refusing a peaceful transfer of power based on lies, starting an insurrection, firing anybody not loyal IS NOT🤣🤣

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See Jimmy Dore - Republicans and Independents. Jimmy, what does Trump have to do to NOT be on the ballot besides being responsible for cops getting crushed and injured and the senseless death of one of his supporters? If he murders a baby is it anti-democratic to ban him?

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This holiday season it’s important to put aside our differences and come together on the things that make us the same- except for Trump and Trump Supporters. That’s multiplying by zero and a waste of time. Stephanie Miller

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Check out Hasan Minhaj's video! tiktok.com/t/ZT8HTmde5/ - just watching part one if this it’s clear to see that Hasan is a WAY better person than Bill Maher

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Imagine all the legislation Biden has passed in the face of fierce and constant opposition and blockading and misleading conservative media. Imagine Third Party candidates doing none of this ever without ANY opposition. Stephanie Miller

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