The town I grew up in was so effing cool, Ian Fleming named one of his James Bond books after it. No! It wasn’t’ Octopussy’

Congratulations Kevin De Bruyne who tonight showed the world that he’s the best attacking mid-fielder in it. Legend!

I always thought that Elon’s new moniker should be ‘King Twit’, but of course now he’s decided to cover up the ‘W’ maybe it should be ‘King Tit’?

Until artists are paid a percentage of the bar take, we should fight the demands of venues to take a percentage of the merch sales at a gig

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Acoustic Tour Ticket info Updates: patreon.com/posts/acoustic…

Only 12 places left for the solo acoustic gig in Oakland on 8 August. email - [email protected] if you want to secure a place.

Solo acoustic events July/August 2022 - latest info update file: drive.google.com/file/d/1y5sUzj…

Road To San Remo Part 2 (1970-1974)
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Wednesday April 27th
8pm (UK time)

David M. Allen will be our very special guest host for a Tim's Listening Party featuring The DNA OF DMA

Join us

The last few acoustic shows pushed back from September are happening this weekend. These will be the last of these kind of shows in the UK for quite some time and a very different experience in a good way, so show your support and try and catch one of them. ❤️

Do you realise that if you say “PCR tests” really quick you get “piss artists”, which sums up the current British Government perfectly if you ask me.

Southgate has no business running the national team, I’ve seen more entertaining spin driers.

Heads up chameleons. The live performance ‘Chameleons Live From The Edge’ will be taken down at midnight Friday May 28th, so if you haven’t signed up to see it yet and you want to, tick-tock-tick-tock. Just sayin’
Peace. ❤️

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I’m so glad I live in the age where I can get up to the minute news bulletin notifications on my phone, otherwise I would never have known that Joe Biden slipped three times boarding Airforce One.

There’s a floater sitting in the porcelain bowl, just sitting there, a disgusting, ugly turd stinking up the place and t’s been there for four years now. Can someone please just flush it into the sewer where it belongs?

If you care about independent bands and artists and wish to see them continue to work unhindered across the EU, please read, sign and share this petition. Thank you. Seek Europe-wide Visa-free work permit for Touring professionals and Artists - Petitions petition.parliament.uk/petitions/5632…

I’m no political pundit but I grew up w a dad who was a federal prosecutor & he taught me a lot & I’ve also sat a fair amount of poker w serious players & l’ll say this: I do not think Trump is trying to ‘make his base happy’ or ‘laying the groundwork for his own network’...

Thanks a lot Tim Burgess for inviting us back, it was actually great to hear it again, even if for me the memories were not so sweet I when I turned myself to face me. Love you all.

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