You always miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, but if you’re really really bad at basketball it probably isn’t worth the energy to play in the first place.

Open up your heart to those who frighten you because they will likely become far more frightened and disturbed than you ever were

To this day I can’t picture the roadmans face. Veiled by time and obscured by his wit, I can only picture his gravely voice that flowed like a river’s song. I will always keep the rectal thermometer gifted to me before his passing.

You ever just feel like pouring a cold bowl of cocoa and roasting yourself over an open fire?

We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House -- make no mistake about it.

'I guess it's OK to call the secretary of education here 'buddy.' That means friend.'

'I miss being pampered.'

I woke up deeply analyzing the lyrics to f you by Celo Green

my sons name is Tarantino but not after Quentin Tarantino. i was on ambien when i filled out the birth certificate and i was trying to spell Tarantula

A bagel with cream cheese is a quesadilla prove me wrong

Other times life moves too quick and I wish for more savory moments

Shits so crazy how fickle our perception of the passage of time can be.
I feel like I’ve lived 1000 lives in the past 5 months.
I’m so blessed to have such a full and rich life.

You know you’re getting old when you’re allowed to access your Roth IRA without a fee

The sun feels nice and hot and like it’s doing it’s job but roughly the same as usual

Facebook should have an automatic grace period between changing your relationship status from “in relationship” to “single” that says “it’s complicated” because I know none of y’all are that strong

Sure smoking by the pump maybe “fun” or “cool”... the excitement of igniting next to flammable gas, hair dancing as the wind ashes your cigarette; as if god is lending you a hand- ah hell you’re a human being God dammit you deserve to be free

In a society with no walking and no running. Every child could only bound. Bound by this Obscure gate, A little boy imagined a different world. His creativity knew no bounds. He was was bound for greatness

We need to build ourselves an unsinkable ocean liner to get people from England to New York

breakfast turkey

I prefer all of my food either hot or cold