She's gonna make me call her Doctor. 😎

Someone gave a great commencement speech and got a 3rd degree from Georgetown University #triplehoya . Congratulations to all the graduates.

.Norah O'Donnell 🇺🇸 interviews Pope Francis in an historic sit-down interview. The Pope discusses the state of the world today, the plight of migrants in the U.S. and abroad, and the Catholic Church's first World Children's Day. Sunday. 60Minutes.com

You use one or two fingers when typing on the 📱?

Kids know a little Dirt Pudding with Worms never hurt no one.

Love ❤️ Patio Days.

2024 NHL Playoffs are on. Who should we bring back?

No bacon for this guy. FakeTagsDC

The iPhone 1.

Signs you are in a small airport.

Better half doing impressive work. 👏

Stay calm and lardon. 🥓

I'm forgetting the other ingredients in a BLT.

New happy hour menu lacks the appropriate amount of bacon (in my humble opinion) but I'd check it out anyway. LIAS Restaurant

Guard dog displeased with the empty bowl.

Double fisting the new cocktails on the patio. Steak tasty, too. Patio season is here!! Chef Geoff's West End.

Annual app download ritual.

Which salad you having? Shocking lack of bacon.

No glasses? I'm told you can also slap a piece of raw bacon across your eyes. 🌞 🌖

#parody 😎

Saturday.

Anyone hitting 💣 this weekend?

Sorry, dropped a big box of bacon.