A lot of people ask me why I'm so mean about Sadiq Khan. Well, folks, let me refer you to the quarterly London affordable housing figures, published today. (1/?) london.gov.uk/programmes-str…

Tory MP texts: “We’re worried Natalie is going to come back”

This is my fav trend rn. I wanna dance battle with them all.

Rishi Sunak look-a-like egged by furious voter who mistook him for the real Prime Minister

The doppelganger tells me his suit is 'ruined', and has also received verbal abuse and been covered in water for looking like the PM express.co.uk/news/politics/…

Tory breakthrough as top MP says party could unite over ECHR migrant renegotiations.

One Nation source tells me they could agree on a manifesto policy of renegotiation... but calls to quit are far from unifying
express.co.uk/news/politics/…

Fun piece this on how Sunak and Starmer dress: politicshome.com/thehouse/artic…

Unironically believe that if the government wanted to tackle long term health problems and the never-ending NHS crisis it should drop the smoking ban and focus on manufacturing ozempic to put into the water supplies

Share these beautiful skyscrapers to scare a NIMBY

Thanks to our cousins down under Australia House for a wonderful evening of music and celebrations of our new Free Trade Deal! 🇬🇧🇦🇺

EXC: ‘It’s a massive sovereignty loss!’ Nigel Farage tells me about his new campaign against ‘new EU’
express.co.uk/news/politics/…

I have got so many pictures of a decisively blank night sky from last night 😂 I was SO determined to see the northern lights

Voted five times for Israel… then saw Ireland and voted 15 times more for Israel