colleen schlegel
@colleenschlegel
gay married, dog mommy, half a Jew, Hollywood shill. #KHive
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29-06-2010 04:48:48
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Jack hates it here. I wish he’d get comfy and relax.
Go Los Angeles Dodgers !!
Lauren Kaplan La Quinta Resort
I used the boatloads of credit card points I accrued online shopping during shutdown on a brief stay in a fancy suite at our fave spot La Quinta Resort
We deserve this- not Jack cuz he’s already spoiled rotten but we brought him anyway.
Thank goodness for doggie sedatives. Watching this dog high af is my love language. Lauren Kaplan
Jack loves Leslie Jones 🦋
He turned 9 months old today and is now old enough for Time Machine on Netflix.
On second thought, maybe that second CBD treat was excessive. Lauren Kaplan
Lauren, when you finish brushing your teeth you’ll be heading to the sofa to sleep cuz this dog ain’t moving.