‘May’ contain nudity ...... yes or no ?
Don’t waste my time 😈

I’m far to under qualified for adult life and feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly

Some of us have to touch the flame three or four times before we learn our lesson.

Those nights where music is your only friend 🎵

Even good girls need a spanking once in awhile 😇

Believe it or not I have a heart ........it’s just cleverly hidden in my cleavage😉

Broken hearts still beat 💜

I’m so tired ... let’s just get naked and spoon.

I want to laugh ...... often, feel love, have a lot of insanely dirty sex and travel the world ....let’s go!

Hey wanna shag in the panel van ? .......... Aussie sexting 😏

I did a workout today, I got up off the couch

I never understand how people could find their soulmate, I can't even find my keys 🔐

Remember girls “ if you don’t wear underwear you’ll never get your panties in a bunch”

I love day drinking .... I should try this at work tomorrow 😜

Aww! You don’t like me?

Who gives a fuck?! 🤣

He said he can’t concentrate on two things at once... so I flashed him my boobs 😜

Men who go down on you first are ........gentlemen 😈

Meh ... he’ll still do me
Me, having donuts for breakfast 😆

I’m so computer illiterate😭 but I can write in cursive, do long division and tell time on clocks with hands........
so there’s that 😉