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💋Curly💋

@curlymalloy

I dated Mel Brooks... But he probably doesn't remember… He’s old!!! https://t.co/A7GZHT5PEu

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calendar_today03-10-2011 18:48:37

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I tell my dog,
animals in the wild have poopy butts, cause their mommy’s don’t use baby wipes on their tushies,
like I do on you…
Just to give her a little sense of reality!!!

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What’s it called when you can remember there is something you should remember but you can’t remember what it is?

I’m that.

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I wonder if the guy who got his chocolate in her peanut butter…
If they went to a cheap motel afterwards, kept their headphones on while having sex???

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