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David Platt

@davverplatt

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calendar_today04-02-2009 07:33:30

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People saying the cup final blocking was offside. That only matters if it’s a foul. If no foul then the block wasn’t interfering,
And like any offside player not interfering it doesn’t matter. So yes, it’s the same

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The Tactical Times(@Tactical_Times) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Liverpool are missing 8 players who would make the first team. There is no logical reason for them to get anywhere near Man City, let alone look a lot better than them. The Klopp era is marked by unreal determination.

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Prof Alice Roberts💙(@theAliceRoberts) 's Twitter Profile Photo

There was something very odd in the PM’s speech last night - something which infuses RE in the primary school curriculum too: the idea that everyone in this country is religious in one way or another, when we know from polls that over half the population is not religious. 1/7

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Novara Media(@novaramedia) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It was “reasonable” for protesters to call former Tory leader and work and pensions secretary Sir Iain Duncan Smith “Tory scum”, the high court has ruled.

Read more here 👇
novaramedia.com/2023/11/22/pro…

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Tarquin 🇺🇦(@Tarquin_Helmet) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?” Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England wrote the following response:

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This Is Anfield(@thisisanfield) 's Twitter Profile Photo

𝑱𝒖𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒏 𝒔𝒂𝒊𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒆, 𝒚𝒂 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘
𝑾𝒆'𝒍𝒍 𝒘𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒓𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒆𝒓 𝑳𝒆𝒂𝒈𝒖𝒆, 𝒚𝒂 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘
𝑯𝒆 𝒔𝒂𝒊𝒅 𝒔𝒐...

...𝑰'𝒎 𝒊𝒏 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒉𝒊𝒎 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒆.

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madeline odent(@oldenoughtosay) 's Twitter Profile Photo

*clears throat*
if you lose a Fallopian tube, due to ectopic pregnancy or whatever, your remaining tube will wiggle back and forth each month to catch the egg from whichever ovary is dropping one that cycle

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David Platt(@davverplatt) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Was sat in the Anfield Rd end- dad and daughter next to us left at half time saying they’d had enough of this shit 😂 great game

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Liverpool will get stick for not winning and not being good enough up top but that’s a United side coming and sitting on the edge of the box and not even looking comfy doing that.

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Russ Jones(@RussInCheshire) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I apologise, but try as I might, I can’t find any material for .

Only kidding. It’s an absolute casserole. Let’s down a pint of absinth and get stuck in.

Also - trigger warning.

🧵

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TBo 💎(@TBo_RNLI) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Some of you may remember, as a result of illegal raw sewage dumping I refused to pay my bill. When they tried to take me to court I filed a counterclaim for not being able to swim in the sea, etc.
This is what I have now received from their solicitor. Round one to us! 🏅

Some of you may remember, as a result of illegal raw sewage dumping I refused to pay my bill. When they tried to take me to court I filed a counterclaim for not being able to swim in the sea, etc. This is what I have now received from their solicitor. Round one to us! 🏅
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