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Dick Masterson

@dickmasterson

America's Wingman, Writer, American zeitgeist, dedicated homme vivant. Host of The Dick Show. 💸

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linkhttp://thedickshow.com calendar_today09-04-2009 03:41:14

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Wtf is Rippatard Eric saying in his new video about saving people money on shipping prices because of something with customs? Can anyone decipher it? I know shipping five hundred comics internationally means you have customs by the balls, so I'm sure it's big news.

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NEW BIGGEST PROBLEM AT TONIGHT 6PM PST

So much happened this week. Super Chat if I forget to cover someone crying about me. It's hard to keep track of everyone and their unresolved daddy issues.

GIVE ME PROBLEMS AND A RHYME!!!

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Signal boosting and crying about being a fucking victim. It's just non-stop with this shit. We're all sick of it.

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Whenever I'm out for my lunch at the park I always look like an idiot cause I'm carrying my sandwich and snacks in my hands. I tell people who stare at me that I have a lunch box, but my friend hasn't finished it yet. They ask me why and I wish I could say he's hard at work but…

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Someone sure knocked the starch out of these guys! Lol.

The ADL 'recognizes' the right to free speech, but they don't support it. Their goal is to destroy it.

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remember when that black kid made a clock that looked like a bomb then he went to the whiet house to show obama... LOL!@!!!

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