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i think beyonce might get her fashion inspiration from betty white: thread

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Most surreal photos you'll ever see - thread 🧵

1. Eruption on Mount Etna gives the illusion of a Phoenix in the sky

EGG THIEF

just plotting scheming hexing

this mf was built to FUCK. get him outta the kitchen

TIL you can use an aloe leaf as a fleshlight and now I wish I had a peatnisd

Tyler the creator and childish gambino fucking it up

10/10 scrunge

WAKE UP IN THE MORNING LIKE FUCK P DIDDY

Woman: tweets

The physical embodiment of the word 'lame' with a receding hairline and cheeks that have not been spread in the shower for years, from a burner account: U HAVE AN OF

quest giver

When he supports you through everything, feeds you brunch sometimes, lets your cats ride on his shoulders, and has lil sleepovers with you 💖 (I am the luckiest person alive)

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Tiny turtles with algae