nobody does memes like Austin

back at Stereogum, writing about a more naive time in history
stereogum.com/2263026/sturgi…

going to a fancy Mexican restaurant tonight, and I’ll be ordering the finest bottle of Pacifico, thank you.

Hell yeah it is.

I’ve had some beers and some cookies but it’s okay because I did this earlier with the 28kg kettlebell and everything is gonna be fine.

approaching the one-week mark and I forgot to mention there will be free dollar store n/a seltzer, free boxed wine, and free miller lattes (very cool slang for miller lites, the drink of very cool people)

“Wild fucking bronco” is my Christian name

'It went like: we were in the park and the grass was tall as
skyscrapers, there was this cricket, he was wearing a
North Face windbreaker and he had a big backpack'

'I had this weird dream' by Sofia Eun-Young Guerra
rejection-letters.com/?p=7276

alternatively, a Logan's Run situation where they float around until a big laser explodes them

the Met Gala should be revamped so it’s more like Battleworld where all the celebrities dress up but have to fight to the death because they’re all so fucking awful.

this is better than an MFA

I wrote about my obsession with one-star reviews for @slate and, along the way, finally admitted that I spent several years writing reviews as Mark McGrath. If you know him, tell him it was an act of love.
slate.com/human-interest…

Our AWP Confessions 2024 collage-essay is NOW LIVE! Theft, sex, love, death, futility, it's got it all -- thank you to everyone who shared a secret and got real!

autofocuslit.com/mag/impostering

Climbing the indie lit mountain by sinking to new lows.

South Park is, at its core, a family show.

all timer sketch

y'all gonna read this and think, hell yeah!

If you want to buy my book baby all you had to do was ask

asterismbooks.com/publisher/reje…

very very stoked to work with Asterism Books!!

Aaron and Kevin keep yelling at me in the group chat.