The Taoiseach has presented me with a silver peace bell for services to posting

this is the sort of thing that the failing new york times wont allow you to see youtube.com/watch?v=DJsn1Q…

oh yeh great shout yeh

feel like this image is beginning to lose its ironic import......and thank fuck for that

'Mediterranean Australia' levels of banter this

Leverkusen

This post is for illustrative purposes only and did not actually occur

imagine a man in jeans doing this to you ffs

Beaten by a man wearing jeans ffs

Imagine how much beer Xabi Alonso must have been on when he picked that eleven

i'm laughing imagining if a guy said 'she had that chewbacca pussy'

I'm listening to the BBC News song

please enjoy these fictionary Awareness Tweets responsibly

'oh, i'd love a glass of beer, and maybe also a little cigarette to smoke with the glass of beer' -Jean Baudrillard, Cool Memories

There wouldnt be Columbine fan girls if it was more widely known that Dylan and Eric kept quoting Monty Python to each other during the shooting

Imagine how much beer peter Gabriel must have been on to put that flute solo in that song (sledgehammer.) like that

she'll be Ursula von der Cryen seeing this send tw

may u be forgiven