this is the best snl opening of all time😭

Norway

BREAKING: Toronto is getting a WNBA team.

It would start in 2026, as Kilmer Sports Inc., headed by Larry Tanenbaum, has been granted an expansion franchise.

Coca-Cola Coliseum the reported home arena.

Per Shireen Ahmed w/ CBC Sports

cbc.ca/sports/basketb…

“I want to be known for more than just my famous last name, but how?”
RFK Jr.: …..
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*whispers* what if brain worm

Did you get the part where I said I had a worm in my brain but still want to be president, please make sure you publish that

SO much better, congrats. Hopeful and playful and respectful of art in all its forms vs. despairing and corporate and soul sucking… which the original add is. Pay this man his money, Apple!

Breaking news everyone thought the Leafs would lose once again but maybe they’d also needlessly get our hopes up again for a shiny fleeting moment and they did and they have

Mostly jealous of how well Kendrick can write on a deadline

Should Drake maybe just say sorry

This shit so serious i havent seen porn on the tl in at least 3 days

rooting for Kendrick. I think he can humiliate Drake to the point where Toronto real estate has a massive drop off in property value and rent stabilizes

AND I OOP

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(Those numbers seem insane to me but I don’t mess with BAM: Big American Math) #WynonnaEarp