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Evan Blass

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linkhttps://threads.net/@evanblass calendar_today29-08-2012 01:47:49

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ZOMG, totally wasn't expecting this. Left my damn notes on the urinal! Okay, okay, calm down: let's just start bangin' em out.

'Greetings friends, followers, friendly followers, frenemies, & haters. I can't tell you how proud I am of what we've achieved here in 15 short yrs...'

ZOMG, totally wasn't expecting this. Left my damn notes on the urinal! Okay, okay, calm down: let's just start bangin' em out. 'Greetings friends, followers, friendly followers, frenemies, & haters. I can't tell you how proud I am of what we've achieved here in 15 short yrs...'
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Let's pretend I just woke up from a nap and missed the entire event. Could you possibly summarize the cornucopia of news in a single tweet?

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Imagine being so narrow-minded & parochial that you believe college is the only possible venue for practical education & self-enrichment.
And then imagine using Bill Gates, one of the most successful people in history, as an example of the perils inherent to a non-college track.

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And here you guys always call me 'aloof' and 'unresponsive.' 'Self-absorbed.' 'Socially immature.' 'Awkward AF.'

And here you guys always call me 'aloof' and 'unresponsive.' 'Self-absorbed.' 'Socially immature.' 'Awkward AF.'
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Fewer people than ever are unfollowing me. Normally this would seem like something to celebrate, but I think it's more likely to simply stem from reduced Twitter usage overall: less eyeballs = fewer fed-up followers.

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I don't care what you do, but whatever it is, try to keep things in perspective. These are iterative phone upgrades, not earnings reports or national security threats or whatever.

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I'm probably a little biased, living in Philly and all, but I think AI was one of the premiere players of his generation, and in 2016, the Hall of Fame signaled its concurrence.

I'm probably a little biased, living in Philly and all, but I think AI was one of the premiere players of his generation, and in 2016, the Hall of Fame signaled its concurrence.
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