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Alexander Chandler KC FCIArb

@familybrief

Family Law Silk at 1KBW & Wilberforce | Family & Crown Ct Recorder, s.9 (1) | Arbitrator | PFDR judge | FRJ board | IAFL Fellow | Father of 3 | Distance Runner

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linkhttps://familybrief.org/ calendar_today10-03-2009 23:38:07

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I remember a teacher saying there were few original ideals. If you’d come up with a design (he was a CDT teacher) there was a good chance other people had come up with basically the same idea.

Which might explain why my timeline has 50,000 jokes about the day of the triffids

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A reminder of how brilliant Twitter can be:

One of the Simpsons writers @joshstrangehill on how one of the funniest episodes - the planet of the apes musical - was written

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When it comes to corporate humbug, this is in a class of its own.

Not holding much hope out for the planet given its approach to my wallet

When it comes to corporate humbug, this is in a class of its own. Not holding much hope out for the planet given its approach to my wallet
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It’s baffling to me how OVO can legally overcharge me, building up a “credit” of 2k. Then when I close the account, say it will take 3 weeks to refund (why?) - only to miss their own deadline so it’s now almost 5 weeks

Ofgem

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The up side of refusing to read instruction manuals is the surprises you get when you stumble across what your tv/ iPad/ running watch is capable of doing.

There’s a good Harry Hill joke along these lines. How he’s been turning up the contrast and using his computer as a light

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There’s something incredible about Man City and Real Madrid supporters singing Hey Jude - the universality of the Beatles, 55 years on

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All time great songs written about actual roads (not metaphorical ones)
Autobahn
Transamazonica by Antonio Adolfo
Route 66
Highway 61 Revisited

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Is it too much to expect Microsoft to have worked out how to put an excel schedule into a word document without the whole computer exploding?

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Friendly reminder that we know how the Great Pyramids of Giza were built. They used water elevators, water pump impellers ('Sekhem-mu Machine'), and compound pulleys. No, they didn't use mind control, energy manipulation machines, or lost technology lmao

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If an objective of publishing judgments that cannot be cited as precedent (i.e. from DJ, DDJ, Recorder, CJ - with exceptions) is to inform the public of how the family court works, does the point ever come when we say - that's enough (basta!) there's no need for any more examples

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