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cut or keep growing the mullet?

I love saying “sounds good” at work and don’t shit sound good

When I’m at Texas Roadhouse and I see my steak and potato come out after I’ve smashed 2 baskets of rolls and cinnamon butter.

no duro mas de 5 horas en dieta

this shit for life

I LOVE WALKING SO MUCH I love strolling through tiny streets and listening to music and exploring neighbourhoods and cafés and going wherever the road leads me I am a professional walk lover

if you dedicated “Ojitos Lindos” to someone and y’all broke up…. how does it feel to know you wasted the perfect song on them?

Me at McDonald’s, age 4

maybe he would kill you. not me. because he knows my soul

I know you're not supposed to play favorites, but everyone has that one stovetop burner that they love more

starting this day off right!!!

The HOA can suck my balls, this dude is going on my lawn.

I’ve lived many lives since then

Oh my bad I thought EOD stood for End of Da-Month. Sending asap.

boss said I’m getting a promotion…. Lmao for what??? Being on TikTok all day?? Buddy I’m not that guy but OK thx 🥰

classic

Remember to always share their joy. They’re more than just numbers and names you see on a list. They’re fighting to stay alive and still have time to celebrate and smile

idk why people at work are asking me shit as if I know anything bro leave me alone I don’t know ANYTHING