hate it when this shit happens

Can’t find any MILFs in Western Australia. Only MIUWFs.

i had a dream a few nights ago where my friend said 'we need more fiction about industrial disasters', i said 'i'm writing a story about a mining accident' and she said that wasn't industrial enough???

just because im shy doesnt mean i cant have fun

If a woman has a monocle that means something very different.

Whatever the current dark souls speedrun record is constitutes the canon version of events

Bad news guys, if you wanna see Ciel with her pussy out you gotta use the children's console instead of the one with all the adult-rated games

Girl with fucked up hands, discriminated against for because people think she’s AI generated

Going by the numbers on the other website, I think this is actually the most popular thing I’ve ever drawn

When i was a little kid i thought moles were fake animals. The idea seemed too whimsical.

Still can’t get over how pink looks, to normal people

「　私、ぎゅうぐらりん　」

曲パロ

“Monocle kid” was the pre-ww1 era equivalent of “sunglasses indoors kid”

nothing wilder than reading something from the brief couple of decades where giving your character a monocle was, in fact, a quick way of showing how fancy and cool they were

Mutants are like wizards, to me, in that you can ignore them.

They live in a little self-contained bubble where they mostly kill each other until whatever world-ending problem there is sorts itself out.

Re-read X-Statix the other day because of a tumblr ask. Really good. Contrasts with other X-Men titles by asking “What happens when mutants ARE accepted in society?”

The answer: Those beautiful, self-absorbed assholes will still die constantly, to great dramatic effect.