Thinking about getting an alt but then I gotta start over blocking everyone

Wait until the internet nanny state finds out about hockey

Will Smith used an open hand on Chris because paper beats rock

I was expelled for clocking my bully and I'd fuckin do it again

Because addiction to outrage

My dad used to slap me harder than that. What a world full of outraged pussies

Just finished my tax return and according to taxslayer I'm going to jail

Who needs the gym to sweat when you can log in to your credit card statement

Falling underwear spells trouble, he says

cnn.com/2022/03/26/eco…

The only thing I hate about spring is the happy little chirping birds in the early morning. Shut up

I'm not like them but I can pretend 🎶

I don't understand how people.

My neighbor just cornered me for 30 minutes trying to get me to cut down a huge tree on the border and do a drainage project

So I'll just be here never going back outside again

The correct way to pronounce Kansas is by emphasizing neither syllable. You just say it flat

That looks like a butt to face

All my unit tests are passing

*didn't write any unit tests

*pretends like you don't exist

me flirting

I'm part Irish. Kiss my lucky part