If Twitter does dissolve, you can find me at my day-job at breakfast.video.

Bird app, the cause of – and solution to – all of life’s problems.

teen superhero capers, we're live playing masks on twitch dot tv right now

twitch.tv/goodtimeroll

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howdy. i'm the sheriff of video camera

💮 polls open 7am-10pm
🌺 you dont need your polling card
🌸 you dont need ID
🌻 you dont need proof of address
🌼 you can hand in your postal vote
🏵️ in an emergency, you can get a proxy vote till 5pm
💧 go vote whatever the weather
🌻 kick out a tory
🌺 tell all your friends

my phone always tries to add capitalisation and punctuation to my messages with NO regard to my brand

If you cut trailers or promos and you’re not subbed to this, please resolve that issue.

My bus driver is jammin out and honestly it’s the most Christmassy I’ve felt yet. #woolwich #380bus

Spare ticket for War of the Worlds matinee at the O2 tomorrow afternoon if anyone fancies it, donation to Mind and it's yours!

I can’t believe it’s over. We can all stop playing.

I'm a creative person

So what do you do?

Sorts of bullshit

This is the Munch Squad of bank branches.

cc/ Justin “Hoops” McElroy. twitter.com/AskHalifaxBank…

Don’t worry Randy Orton you’re still the United Snakes Champion and always will be. #WrestleMania

Thanks to the team at @4Talent and my wonderful fellow workshop tutors Trai Anfield and @RadMillerFilms for another great series of Pop Up days.

It's days like this that make me feel confident about the future of TV.

Looking forward to your new series 'Not Going Outnumbered' Lee Mack

shout out to all my enemies for not giving up, even though their defeats are inevitable

I created a Brexit Board to show how close we are to a Mad Max style Brexit. At the moment we are at Braveheart + Dennis & Gnasher levels of Brexit. #brexit #MadMax Brexit #MadMax

*is run out of town for being a snake oil salesman* Enjoy your dry snakes, idiots

If anyone has spare tickets to the Jeff Rosenstock show in Brooklyn please let me know, will pay whatever+donation

I’m in town for like two days I’d love to go to this

banksy's done it again

enhance