Missouri department of public safety officer, Brian Robinson, has been sentenced to 20 years in prison for the rape of an 8 year old child.

“Real happiness is cheap enough, yet how dearly we pay for its counterfeit.” - Hosea Ballou

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You know what would really help on a Monday morning?!

Boobs, boobs is the correct answer.

“Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.” - George Carlin

Cat logic

if you slap the brazzers logo on scenes from disney movies you get this [thread].

dont blame me tf

My view from the hammock 👀
And that’s why they call German shepherds “Velcro dogs” 😅

Hello my lovely friends!

Fyi this account below is not me. Please block and report them.

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@ ursmumusername

I've left a space after the @ so they aren't alerted. I've typed it for you to make it easier to report & block, as the username is very similar to mine.

the muppets in famous paintings: thread

Tis the season…

Μη με ρωτάς για την αγάπη,μη ρωτάς κανέναν.
Ρώτησε την ίδια την Αγάπη.
Όταν μιλάει είναι σαν ένα σύννεφο
που βρέχει μαργαριτάρια,γιέ μου.
Η Αγάπη δεν είναι δουλειά των κοιμισμένων
ή των μαλθακών και αδύναμων.
Η Αγάπη είναι δουλειά των γενναίων
και των ηρώων, γιέ μου.

ΡΟΥΜΙ

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Have a wonderful weekend everyone 🐈‍⬛✨✨✨

Legitimate question here, if they’re fat & ugly because they won’t send you nudes, then why were you begging the fat ugly person for nudes?

You want a cute chubby nerdy tgirl NEET who spends all day in inside? That's called a house cat.

'All generalizations are false, including this one.' - Mark Twain

Have you tried dropping some mentos into diet Coke about it?