The courtroom sketches of Trump are hilarious because it always looks like his hair is massaging his temples and trying to hear about his terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

Good morning ☀️

Mitch McConnell looks like a body they’d find at the beginning of an episode of Bones.

Happy Friday everyone! 🥂

“Rock With You” by MJ came on in the grocery store. Saw this older lady dancing to it. So I said “hey I see you!” Turns out she was not dancing. She was limping in pain.

That Tesla Cybertruck looks like the back of a Capri Sun.

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Mitch McConnell looks like stacked sandbags to stop a flood.

Happy Friday everyone! 🥂

This might have been the first sporting event where the crowd heckled the live TV production crew into doing something thru chants lol #WrestleMania #turnthescreenon

I’ve eaten so many cheesesteaks in the last 48 hours and I can’t stop…

Ginger ale needs a Nobel prize or something…

Absolutely!

How did I leave Los Angeles only to feel an earthquake the first hour in Philly…. #earthquake

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Mitch McConnell looks like meat in a Shake N Bake bag.

Happy Friday everyone! 🥂

Good morning ☀️

Mitch McConnell looks like his insides are being sucked down a pool drain.

Happy Friday everyone! 🥂