A disinterested observer might say Corbyn should be investigated by The Labour Party NCC for about 4.5 years.

“We are President Trump’s voice”. How is this allowed to happen? It has to constitute witness intimidation, slandering a judge and therefore attempts to influence the court.

Not even close.

Hard to say* how Keir Starmer is going to recover from this blow to Labour’s reputation.

*If the GLU or Novichok Media are seeing this, it’s my use of the traditional rhetorical device of sarcasm. It’s not an actual attack on the Leader of the Labour Party. It’s the opposite.

Islington North. Anyone thinking Paul Mason standing in that seat would be funny is delusional. He might win. You won’t be laughing then. Stop it.

Tortoise on a skateboard. That’s it. The internet is over for the week. This wins.

“We have to take people with us.” Says someone who joined the SWP around the time the most successful Labour Government ever was enacting the National Minimum Wage. 🙄

Oh look. Hamas were lying. Who knew? #anybodypayingattention

Well said, Councillor.

No. Wrong. The Tory voters will not vote. Turnout will collapse & they will get in by default. They need a different option. Only hope.

We are absolutely not! Derbyshire Dales electorate are desperate for an alternative choice. They will not vote Tory but tell me they will never vote Labour. They want a decent option. We are offering that & their response is good on yer. Go for it - so we are.

Wise thread.

The North West there, hiding at the back, hoping no one will notice them.

No contest. Duran Duran.

Magnificent??? Buddy, please tell me you’re being facetious 😭😭

Here's another eejit who'd have you believe 11 SNP MPs are responsible for putting Tories in power in 1979.
Nothing to do with the 40+ million UK voters, the majority of which overwhelmingly voted Tory all across England.
Isn't it amazing he thinks 11 outnumbers 40+ million?

I love this account but now and again their strange Pink Floyd obsession causes them to troll us. Thus is the question “one of the greatest albums of all time by a legendary band” vs “something that some people apparently like”. Only album I ever owned I don’t still have. Dire.

North West again. Either the smudger hates the North West and its Mayors, or they are hiding at the back pretending to want to be there…

I think that this is a masterclass in measured understatement.