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jake likes onions

@jakelikesonions

internet comic man specializing in baggy eyes & human viscera

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calendar_today05-08-2015 18:52:51

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Moments like this do make me wish I was religious. It'd be a small comfort thinking there's a hell waiting for these jackasses.

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In retrospect Sandy Hook marked the end of the US gun control debate. Once America decided killing children was bearable, it was over.

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I realize the x-rays would show if anything was significantly wrong, but when the dentist starts poking around in there I fully expect my teeth to collapse in on themselves like wet cardboard

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Forget the power of flight or the ability to remain a child forever. The most compelling fantasy of Peter Pan is the idea that a big doofy dog could fulfill all of your childcare needs.

Forget the power of flight or the ability to remain a child forever. The most compelling fantasy of Peter Pan is the idea that a big doofy dog could fulfill all of your childcare needs.
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still in awe of last night's On Cinema. The wide cut to reveal Mark. Tim's double 'pffff.' The jingling shoe. My god

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There are a lot of compatibility things to consider before getting married, but liking bread is a big one. If you both like bread you’ll probably be fine

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