It doesn’t get much rawer than this from Kyren Wilson. He can barely stand up.

Erik ten Hag has failed to impose any style of play in almost two years, but Oliver Glasner’s managed it in less than three months

Fair play Jak Jones, this is some entertainment

Yeah, this side ain’t taking points off Arsenal at the weekend

Can’t remember watching a more error-strewn World Snooker final, but it’s absolutely box office

Michael Olise’s just stolen Casemiro’s soul

I could listen to John Virgo bellow “WHERE’S THE CUE BALL GOING?!” all night and not get bored

There go Scottie’s Grand Slam hopes.

“Let’s get the guy who spent his career marketing the inferior cola product. He’ll understand us.”

No

Bayern are pure unfiltered banter

Chelsea’s Women have gone from outsiders to win the WSL to firm favourites to retain their title in the space of four hours

At least save SOME of this slapstick defending for City at home on Tuesday week, lads

Söderberg with a must-make putt to make a playoff… leaves it 14 feet short

Blue Moooooon 🩵🩵🩵

Aged well etc…

Kieran McKenna will be, by my maths, the EIGHTH different Northern Irishman* to manage in the Premier League. Can you name the other seven?

*NB: three of them are fairly English!

Burnley kick off against Newcastle with their Premier League survival in their own hands for the first time in over six months. Would surely be the greatest of all great escapes.