You'll get lean and haters will say you can't afford McDonald's. Which is true, but it's not why you're lean

Hip pain is back in a small way. And my back has been uncomfortable and bothering me. Small gripes

Just found an Aleve in my pocket. Down the hatch

My work pants have been rubbing the hair off the back of my calves. But they're otherwise some of the best-fitting pants I've ever worn so I just bought two more pair

I heard a tip about activating lats on bent-over rows and it thrilled me

Taking 1 Aleve tonight. Need to feel good for the weekend

Big Beautiful Abs

I think Coke Zero tastes like a cross between Diet Coke and Diet Dr Pepper

Thinking about buying some twill pants. I enjoy the Dickies pants I have, so I'm gonna trust them again

Took an Aleve mid-workout like it's a senzu bean

I would be a full point higher on the out of ten scale if I had fuller lips

Day N Nite
The Polish stoner seems to dream of bulbs of light

St Patrick's Day I just pulled green lint out of my belly button

This morning I listened to The Strokes and this afternoon I'm going with Robin Guthrie & Harold Budd. I'm treating myself today

I haven't been drinking tea as much as I'd like. Mood's been wrong so I'm having water with lemon

Sucking on 3 Musketeers

Haha, what a wicked and ironic comment bro. Now try saying someting true and beautiful.

My hip has kept hurting but it's not as bad. I want to be placed in a huge tub of jello for several months. New joints when I emerge from the coma

My vitamin supply will run out in a few weeks. Anyone have a recommendation for a multivitamin I should get next?