Life hack: buy two 3 piece Burger King French toast sticks for $2 total instead of one 5 piece for $2.19

Note to self: don’t purchase photo cards from CVS Pharmacy ever again!

@TayLinnFit @samanthalee0307 I do like that idea!! 😍😍😍

2 #CumberlandFarms later and still smartpay doesn't work. Glad I wasted 15 min fuckin with this.... #fuckyoucumbies ✌🏻️

it can 😂😂😂😂 #wecametopartee copyrighted by @samanthalee0307

Just passed by @bobbycannavale in the west village. My life is complete 🙌🏼 #wishihadsaidhi

When u tell someone about a show u love that u want them to watch & they end up watching it but only cuz anotha friend told them to...👎🏻🙅🏻🖕🏻

Dominos left to bring me my pizza 20 min ago from a 5 min away location from me 😫 #wheresmydominos ? #hangry

FYI if nobody's told you this lately, you're doing great.

Will I ever get over the loss of #VomitCryBaby #BigMeech ? 😂😂😂

Who knows any good shows only available on @XFINITY right now that I should binge before our contract is up???

Enjoying my last month of Xfinity before our contract is up and we cancel due to our inability to afford it!!! I'll miss you 😢😢 #ilovecable

Why does Australia's Domino's Pizza have a better menu than America's? We want good food too. 😩

Is the #baconclubhouse supposed to have bacon? because there's none on mine McDonald's

The cake frosting girl in S2E12 of @M_Carbonaro Carbonaro Effect IS Meegan! 👹Keegan-Michael Key Key & Peele

SMILE! #NightmareBeforeChristmas will be playing during ABC Family’s #13NightsOfHalloween !

Why did you sell my # Macy's? I wasn't getting telemarketer calls before I gave u my # when I BOUGHT stuff from u. #dishonestcompanies

Bought something from Macy's online today & had to enter my # in case of 'order issues' but I've gotten 2 calls from telemarketers since

Lmao. Like clockwork, X1 is not working after I pay my bill. Will I have to deal with crappy cable service forever?

all I wanna know is why is Jason Roy has been tweeting since like 3am?! Get some shut eye boo boo!