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Amazon is very close to deciding what city or cities get HQ2. Apparently it's down to who's willing to sacrifice the most virgins in bookstores to them.

Remember to go vote. No joke needed. Our president is a big enough joke.

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Go tracy!

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#TakeAKnee I'm doing it for free speech. We have a POTUS who supports nazis but not free speech.

#POTUS is good for one thing, making almost everybody that's not his base mad by insulting them.

@RonDarlingJr Please tell Keith TH's walkup song is Déjà Vu (Uptown Baby)

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Worst ban ever.... The statie of liberty must be pretty upset.

No new WD due to artist computer issues. How ironic!

#DonaldTrumpWantsToBangHisDaughter ?

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#KeepIt100 Did Bill ever come on to you?

#CNN really don't like the new layout. Too cluttered yet not enough actual information. Lose the news crawl. That went out with blink.

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