PSA:

🎶Are you washed…

Happy Summer Wedding Season!

Tiger Woods is gonna show up dating Rene Russo.

Ray Rice level video

Graphic design = my passion.

Irony is Jason Day was gonna wear an orange jumpsuit today.

What people don’t know is that it’s hypercolor. Changes to baby blue when and where he gets hot.

I need a pop-up video style version of Shark Tank reruns so I don't have to look up what happened to the companies.

The aurora borealis is absolutely majestic

Please respect Carrie On’s privacy.

🧵 With the news that TNT might lose the NBA, it’s time to share the story about Ernie Johnson and the NBA on TNT halftime show he made for my Bar Mitzvah.

It began w my dad and ended w me being called a drug addict & ballhog (fair, tbh) in front of family & friends

(1/X)

When it wasn’t silent.

I’m absolutely going to start saying “I don’t have conversations about my conversations.”

Watching the Zapruder film for the first time.

Congrats to Denise Huxtable!

The Zevo by my kitchen sink.

Tom Brady trying to keep a fake smile on his face without getting expression lines.

This roast is the only toxin that hasn’t been injected into Tom Brady’s face.

Please respect his families’ privacy.