So it's taken 12 detectives weeks of investigations to find out it isn't a police matter but an IR one. WTF! And they call themselves detectives 🙄 total waste of time and money.

😁 they most certainly do. Welcome Enzo.

Have I missed anything?

Remind me never ever to come to Devon on the M5 at the start of the school holidays!!!

Off to Devon.

Laters taters!!!

Been driving for many many years and today I got my 1st parking ticket.

Fuming 😐

And yes it was my own fault for parking on double yellows whilst I nipped in the bank.

Won't do that again now I'm £35 down. B@stards.😆

Now before I start I don't like either of them but.... Corbyn is a man of his own principles even though I don't agree with any of them.

Starmer on the other hand is a man made up of pathetic flip flopping and can't be trusted.

What a time to be alive.

To be honest don't know too much about this fella. Next Chelsea manager??? His name being put about but then again it's anyone's guess who flip and flop will announce.

High profile mystery name 🤔

So an imminent GE being called. Good bye Fishy Rishi but the alternative fills me with dread aswell.

What a time to be alive.

The government and the opposition are a total disgrace. But hey ho they couldn't give a sh#t because most of them are financially secure anyway.

And if these idiots sell Conor the shit will hit the fan. I swear to god it will.

WTF!! Didn't expect that. #poch

I despair.

Under whelming squad. 😕 Well apart from 2 certain players.

Brilliant. Thanks for all your determination in getting this banned 👏👏👏

Today, we launched our very own Chelsea Pensioner rose with The Harkness Rose Company at the Chelsea Flower Show. 🌹

Every rose purchased helps supports the Chelsea Pensioners and their historic home. Get yours here: loom.ly/YjYBMz8

#ChelseaPensionerRose #RoyalHospitalChelsea

Beautiful.

😉

Is it safe to put normal TV back on yet?

Have they all stopped crying over turkey teeth yet?

Nice to see tweets from match going blues today showing the players and Thiago after the game with the walk round. Because Sly sports couldn't wait for the game to finish so they could get to Etihad even though it was on Sly sports 1. Tw#ts.