In England it’s spelled bluetoothe

Running shorts are a certified biohazard after that one

Dang the house I created in my dream was so fucking cool I need her

Buttholes- natures pocket

“Don’t say anything that you’re gonna say or did say.”

New crush unlocked, heartbreak pending, can’t wait

I miss the version of her I have to try really hard to remember

Trying not to be weird on-line today or my date tonight will see

Bad day in florida beats a good day in ohio

Enough with the lunacy. Take the shrimp tails OFF already

No bidets in the office I’m calling OSHA

Wanna buy a warehouse just to scream in

Ya boy is feeling extra doughy

*youth group chat* yooooo god went off when he made boobs 😤 fr

It is okay to be profoundly sad for 12 minutes and then listen to The Thong Song

Softcore prawn

Who’s in?

A lot of people seem to think “If the protests are peaceful then why don’t I like them?” is a compelling argument.