£8.85 Co-op?

No chance when I can wait til the end of the season and get it on a free

My constant banging on about Scunthorpe United FC at work finally pays off.

First bringing the Alan Knill squirrel story to light, and now...

What a supporter Andy is. 5,000 miles for a home game!

And a heck of a shirt collection too

Every single conversation with Dom, you'd come away from it with a smile. A true measure of a great man

15 years ago today since tiki-taka football was invented between Scunthorpe and Brentford

Never forget

PARKLIFE

Three games in Madrid in one day

Done

Leganes 1-2 Barcelona
Rayo Vallecano 0-1 Real Zaragoza
Real Madrid 3-1 Real Sociedad

(And Bale got a stinker of a reception)

Right so fucking MILLWALL and HULL have this passage of play and you’re telling me Pep Guardiola isn’t having an influence on English football??

Huge news on #DeadineDay

After almost four years away, I’ve managed to work out what my password for this account was and have been able to log back in...

I’m sure you’re all delighted

On Nelson Kumah's wedding day, Australia were dismissed in 18.3 overs, that's 111 balls, or Nelson. How apt England Test Match Special #Ashes

I didn't know you had a sideline in brisket, ox tongue and pork chops @Radio1Simon

FOR SALE: A shy fish, £35.

Election result night.When you get to see how shabby and rotten the nets of five-a-side goals are in the leisure centres of the UK #Vote2014

And now The Chuckle Brothers can turn to Barry Hearn in the Rotherham v Leyton Orient match and say, 'To Me, Two Two. To Me, Two Two'

Rotherham v Leyton Orient play-off final. The Chuckle Brothers will be sat near Barry Hearn saying 'Two Nil, To You. Two Nil, To You'

Surreal happenings. I've just given Scunthorpe United FC striker Chris Iwelumo and his family a lift to help them on their way to @northferribyutd

Diverse range of stock available at this particular shop

This is the finest example of a toilet roll dispenser trying to keep a straight face I have ever come across

Scunthorpe sign Luke Waterfall. Thus proving that Brian Laws doesn't follow the advice of TLC, who told us not to go chasing waterfalls

Who says there aren't job opportunities in Scunthorpe?

Proud to say that I've updated Ceefax. Adding Team GB golds to the Olympic medal table will always be a career highlight