There's no way in Hell the #fartyfifth FORMER president wrote 7 lines, let alone 7 pages. Who wrote it for him and how hard was it for them to dodge the flying ketchup, Big Macs, and chocolate cakes while writing it?🤣

Shhhh Moscow Marge! Vacate your chair if you're that unhappy. Better yet, leave the country and move to a 3rd floor apartment in Russia. Just make sure you're aware of what's in your food and stay away from the windows. Polonium poisoning and falling from windows is common there.

Proof that he's a narcissistic old fart!

Love the warmer temps! So do the ants that are invading my home. LOL
It's going to be a tough spring, summer, and early fall to deal with without my evap cooler tho. It's just as broke as I am!😭🥵

BREAKING: Senator Mark Kelly just smashed Donald Trump for destroying the Border Security Legislation that the Border Patrol Union endorsed. Retweet so all Americans know Donald Trump is responsible for any open border incidents.

Wait til you look up at the crescent waxing moon at night and see the faint glow of the entire moon thanks to Earth Shine!🤯
The moon has always been there, it just depends on it's phase and Earth's rotation around the sun. 🙄

𝐁𝐞𝐤𝐬

OJ died.
darn 🙄
I hope Ron😇 and Nicole😇 laughed when the pearly gates refused to allow him thru because he didn't fit.

Glenn Kirschner

BREAKING: The Biden Campaign just released this devastating ad showing the damage caused by Donald Trump appointing ultra-Conservative judges that overturned Roe v. Wade. Retweet so all Americans see.

Never thought of it that way, but it's true! Can't wait to start using it.
#MAGAts have
#HitlerDerangementSyndrome !

Juanita Broaddrick MAGA-You are the mark!

Pathetic #TrumpLies again! JFC, when will all you MAGAts realize that he's a good for nothing, low-life, washed up loser who still refuses to live within the realms of reality. You all continue to send him money so he can be fat, lazy, and live off of endless Big Macs!🙄

Dear Trump Social investors,

Losing your “Never Surrender” shirt in the stock market can be a stressful time.

Here are some tips on how to manage your anxiety.

1. If you’re feeling angry, lace up your golden Trump sneakers and go for a run. Exercise is great stress relief.…

Donald Trump is to blame for the open border. Pass it on.

Dear #MAGAts this is YOUR go-to guy for your version of christianity! Can't quote a verse from your bible and, while mimicking hitler, held it UPSIDE DOWN! Hmmm, people who hold them upside-down like that are mocking your bible and christianity!
#WWJD ? Send him back to HELL!

Do you remember when you joined X? No, but I remember when I joined TWITTER! 🙄

Accurate.

Remember everything he's getting away with and use it as a case reference if you're ever brought up on the same charges. Every criminal sitting in prison should get a new trial and given the exact same chances as the bloated, fat azz, POS 🍊 🤡! 🖕tRump and your crime family too!